You come home after a long day of work. You’re exhausted and every chore, every bit you still can do, is just an interphase of you going to bed. Yes,… that’s all you can think about: having sweet dreams. Finally you’ve made it! You’re in. You’re going to fall asleep and… What do you hear? Right! A mosquito! The most annoying, pesky, little creature in the world. Are you going to let some bug steal your sleep? How do you mean you have to? You can’t catch it? Well, I’ve created a certain method of catching these bugs, which works most of the time. Wanna hear it? Well, read on.
The first thing you have to know about mosquito’s is that they’re night animals. They only get “activated” when its dark. Yes, that’s why they always stop buzzing when you turn the lights on. And if they hide good enough, they’re saved, because you can’t see them in the dark, and you can’t find them in the light! So… make it dark and light. With a simple nightlight, you can make it light enough to see, but dark enough to “activate” the bug. That’s step one.
Step 2 is a little bit weird. Now that you can see the bug, you have to catch it! But mosquito’s can fly over your bed and under your chair,… and in the dimmed light, it’s not easy to see them do that either. Here’s an idea: do nothing! Stand still. The bug is “activated”, remember? Why is that? It wants to suck your blood out! Well, there’s gonna flow some blood, that’s for sure, one way or another! But it’s true! The bug won’t come near you when you’re running around like a fool with a newspaper to squish it! Just hold completely still and let it come near you. If it’s on you, than you have to be fast and squish , or electrifie it with all your power! If you’re lucky, you will be able to sleep in no time. If not, try it again. At least, with this method, the bug comes near you!
Try it! It may sound ridiculous, but it works for me. It would be hard for me to believe Belgian mosquito’s differ that much from the American/British/Australian ones.
anyway , i hope you succed and can have a good night and dream tonight .hahaa
Dear :greenstrawberii